House Hoper Gifts

Unreal Estate Investing

Today's special... donuts.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Nature Lovers

1930's Lady.

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

'The roof needs icing.'

'You've had enough!'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"We're here, Harry."

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

Emigrating to France.

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Home Foreclosed Home.

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Oh, the amenity!'

'This is close enough.'

Realty. Remember

'My parents couldn't afford to send me to college, so they let me spend a night at a Ramada.'

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

Newspaper reads: 'Doctors not giving adequate info to patients'. Doctor asking patient, "Say eh??"