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Today's special... donuts.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

1930's Lady.

Nature Lovers

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'The roof needs icing.'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'You've had enough!'

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"We're here, Harry."

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

Emigrating to France.

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Home Foreclosed Home.

'Oh, the amenity!'

Newspaper reads: 'Doctors not giving adequate info to patients'. Doctor asking patient, "Say eh??"

'This is close enough.'

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

"Ok, let's go over this one more time, 'The Leg Bone's Connected To The. . .'"