Happy Hopper T-Shirts

Here. There.

'How many effin times!? Skip Sedately!'

Today's special... donuts.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Nature Lovers

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

'You've had enough!'

Clubbing

Newspaper reads: 'Doctors not giving adequate info to patients'. Doctor asking patient, "Say eh??"

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

'You're free to get a second opinion, but it looks like something's wrong with that green thingie by your liver.'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

"No response doctor! The patient is sedated!"

"Would you mind if I sit here and wait for you to leave?"

Bouncer.

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

'My patients are picking up so much medical knowledge through the media that I feel more like their consultant than their doctor.'

Beer goggles, whiskey binoculars and absinthe telescope.

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

Is there any history of not paying medical bills in your family? M.D.

"They stay together for the money."

Comedians believe there is a future in laughter.

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

'Coffee overload.'

Free Wifi

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

Baggage Horse

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate