City Hopper T-Shirts

"Washington, New York; New York, Boston; Boston, Washington. How was your day?"

Baggage Horse

"This place has the best happy hour."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Love linked

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

ThrEschers.

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Sister Cities

Nature Lovers

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

Clubbing

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

Sober Tooth Tiger

Next Round Indicator

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."