City Hopper Mugs

"Washington, New York; New York, Boston; Boston, Washington. How was your day?"

Baggage Horse

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Love linked

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Sister Cities

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Nature Lovers

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

Clubbing

Sober Tooth Tiger

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

How About Serving Us For a Change

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"