Station Hopper Mugs

Please wake me at V...

"This place has the best happy hour."

Club Antisocial

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

My brilliant career

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Nature Lovers

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Sober Tooth Tiger

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

Next Round Indicator

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"I read 'Art News.'"

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"If that were a Jasper Johns, dear, we could sell it for three million dollars."

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

"Your shout!"