Stadium Hopper Mugs

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'Oi, what's the game?' - 'Rangers versus City.'

Yankee Stadium.

"I promised I'd bring him - he could never afford to come when he was alive."

"Are you a football fan?"

"I've just bought my season ticket..."

"This place has the best happy hour."

Today's special... donuts.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

'You've had enough!'

Clubbing

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

Sober Tooth Tiger

Next Round Indicator

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Your shout!"

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'