Tavern Hopper Mugs

'Pink elephants are one thing, but poor Smitty sees Smurfs!'

"This place has the best happy hour."

Today's special... donuts.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Clubbing

'You've had enough!'

Next Round Indicator

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

Sober Tooth Tiger

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

"Your shout!"

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Warhol Exhibit

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"