Tavern Hopping Mugs

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

Dolphin friendly tuna

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Just the one...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Next Round Indicator

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"Your shout!"

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

Cheers!