Pub Hopping Enthusiast Mugs

Shower

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

"What other tricks does he need?"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

Professional woman in pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Dog Bar with Toilets.

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

The Reaper's Arms

"Your shout!"

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

"Me too! Let's get some beers!"