Pub Hoppers Mugs

Happy Hour - No Smell of Cooking

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

"I think we may be related!"

"It feels good to unwind..."

Best Before 5th Pint.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

City Boy.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'I know it's gassy...'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Men's fragrances...

"What other tricks does he need?"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Just the one...

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'