Pub Hoppers Gifts

Happy Hour - No Smell of Cooking

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'I know it's gassy...'

"It feels good to unwind..."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

City Boy.

"I think we may be related!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Men's fragrances...

"What other tricks does he need?"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Just the one...

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'You can't come in here with that.'