Tavern Hopping Gifts

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

Dolphin friendly tuna

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Just the one...

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Next Round Indicator

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

"Your shout!"

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'This is the layout of all the bars we'll hit tonight! We'll start here, then...So we'll sweep around their rear flank, capture their artillery here, then...'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."