'Pink elephants are one thing, but poor Smitty sees Smurfs!'
Tavern Hopper T-Shirts
Celebrate their pub-loving spirit with a quirky Tavern Hopper t-shirt. Ideal for casual outings or relaxing after a night at the tavern, it’s a playful way to wear their passion.
"This place has the best happy hour."
Today's special... donuts.
'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'
"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."
'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'
"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."
"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"
'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'
'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'
"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"
"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."
"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"
Clubbing
'You've had enough!'
Next Round Indicator
"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"
"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."
Sober Tooth Tiger
It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!
'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'
'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'
"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."
"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."
Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.
"Your shout!"
The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill
"Well, what's your recommendation?"
'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'
My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.
'SAME SOCKS BAR.'
Warhol Exhibit
Daily Grind Coffee Cup
Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.
"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"
Tavern Hopper T-Shirts Collection
Tavern Hopper Mugs
Explore our collection of Tavern Hopper mugs and raise a themed cup for every pub enthusiast in your life.
Tavern Hopper Pillows
Add a playful touch with Tavern Hopper pillows—perfect for lounges, game rooms, or cozy corners after a night of fun.
Tavern Hopper Prints
Decorate with vibrant Tavern Hopper art prints that celebrate their love for pub hopping and good times.