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'You've had enough!'

"Would you mind if I sit here and wait for you to leave?"

Today's special... donuts.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'I told you they wouldn't have a liver latte.'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'Coffee overload.'

Free Wifi

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"This place has the best happy hour."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

1930's Lady.

Clubbing

National Coffee Day

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

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Sober Tooth Tiger

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'