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Coffee shop menu flow chart.

"Do me a favor, honey, and go get me a latte?"

'This customer wants 'a coffee' - do we serve those?'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

Instant Coffee Barista: 'One spoon or two'

National Coffee Day

'This decaf's lousy.'

"I'm looking for a memorable flavor experience at a forgettable price."

"What's this??"

Coffee Shop

Bob's so adventurous. Just last week he took me to a cafe that only had two and a half stars on YELP."

Next coffee shop...50m

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"The coffee here is so expensive! What can I get for a dollar?"

"How was everything? You gave me a belly ache and my computer a virus."

Mom's Cafe: 'Mom's answer to every ill is chicken soup, so dig in.'

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

Coffee - hot chocolate - nuclear holocaust.

Sue began to wondre if she needed a spending review of her own.

I can't decide if I want green tea, moss green tea. . .

'I'm full already thanks.'

Lunch

Coffee Shop - Today's special: 3 bucks for a lousy cup of coffee.

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

"Sadie? What're you doing with a gun?"

"Are we in this Starbucks or the one down the street?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

Today's special... donuts.

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'