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"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Grandma's caf

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough!'

Coffee

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Coffee Menu

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

If you don't give me a free hot chocolate, you're probably not a patriot. #$%* Fox News.

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

"We'll always hate Paris."

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Lunch

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"My depression is currently being treated with a combination of prescription medication and low-fat frozen yogurt."

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

'This decaf's lousy.'