Café Going Mugs

Awning for Customer Use Only

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Grandma's caf

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Coffee

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Coffee Menu

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

Lunch

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

"We'll always hate Paris."

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"My depression is currently being treated with a combination of prescription medication and low-fat frozen yogurt."

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

Bookuccino. A melding of book and drink.

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!