Café Visits Mugs

Next to coffee machine is machine offering 'Your 2c worth'.

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

"It's small, but it's bottomless."

Restrooms Reserved For Customers With Food Poisoning

At a caf? the special board says 'Today's special - take it, or leave it.'

She's a latte animal.

"Wow...the coffee is really good today...May I please have some milk an sugar and a knife and a fork?"

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'You've had enough!'

National Coffee Day

"I'd say business was brisk."

Coffee Menu

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

'It takes all day to eat it.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

Lunch

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

"Of course, I'm complaining for two now."

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

'This decaf's lousy.'

Hipster Coffee

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

Mom's Cafe: 'Mom's answer to every ill is chicken soup, so dig in.'

"Oh, that Jane. I thought you were talking about Jane Austen."

'So how would you like your coffee...Small, Large or Intravenous???'

What the Person Sitting Next to You at Starbucks is 'Working On'

"Crumble an empire on that!"

"I'm looking for a memorable flavor experience at a forgettable price."

I can't decide if I want green tea, moss green tea. . .