Café Visits Gifts

Next to coffee machine is machine offering 'Your 2c worth'.

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

"It's small, but it's bottomless."

Double hot chocolate, and keep 'em coming. Uh oh

Restrooms Reserved For Customers With Food Poisoning

At a caf? the special board says 'Today's special - take it, or leave it.'

She's a latte animal.

"Wow...the coffee is really good today...May I please have some milk an sugar and a knife and a fork?"

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough!'

"I'd say business was brisk."

Coffee Menu

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

Lunch

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

'It takes all day to eat it.'

'This decaf's lousy.'

"Of course, I'm complaining for two now."

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

I know why you're such a greedy, heartless scrooge, Armstrong. It's because deep down, you just want to be loved. But you're afraid of rejection, so you make yourself as unlovable as possible. That's the type of utter nonsense to expect from muscle-bound oaf who hadn't paid his tab in 13 years. I love you too, man. I hope you get audited.

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

Hipster Coffee

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

Mom's Cafe: 'Mom's answer to every ill is chicken soup, so dig in.'

"Oh, that Jane. I thought you were talking about Jane Austen."

'So how would you like your coffee...Small, Large or Intravenous???'