Visiting Cafes Gifts

Deja vu cafe: 'Seriously, I could swear I've been here before...'

"Good! I see they made the coffee nice and strong this morning."

'Separate bills please.'

"I'd say business was brisk."

"I hate people buy a coffee and then spent all day in the café working

"Two non-fat lattes and a decaf flat white, please."

"I knew you'd like this place."

Coming soon - the Barrel! 'OH BOY!!'

Marx & Hegel Buy a Bagel.

Two people are sat in a cold café having hot chocolate.

"I'm sorry, but 'just plain old coffee' no longer exists."

Wake up and smell the coffee

"Hot chocolate, straight. ...make it a double."

"Crumble an empire on that!"

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Today's special... donuts.

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Hats and Food

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

'You've had enough!'

National Coffee Day

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

The American Tearoom, Moscow

Coffee Menu

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'