Regular Cafe Visits Gifts

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'You've had enough!'

Coffee Menu

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"I'd say business was brisk."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

Lunch

'It takes all day to eat it.'

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

'A sandwich?'

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

"Of course, I'm complaining for two now."

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

Hipster Coffee

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

Wall St. Café, Happy Hour 24-7.

"Oh, that Jane. I thought you were talking about Jane Austen."

'So how would you like your coffee...Small, Large or Intravenous???'

"Omigod- that's your dirty little secret? That you have a trust fund?"

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

England's Cafe Culture

Eat it while it's still £6.50.