Cafe Visiting Gifts

'So how would you like your coffee...Small, Large or Intravenous???'

'You've had enough!'

"Do you realize I haven't had a raise in twelve years?"

'What's with the drum set?'

'Hey let's see what 'Aroma Lattes' is like, Jill! I've heard the coffee here IS to die for!'

'Salt and pepper spray- this is a tough joint!'

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee every morning... but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

"Great to be back at the 'office', just a glass of water for me, thanks."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Today's special... donuts.

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Hats and Food

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

The American Tearoom, Moscow

"I'd say business was brisk."

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

What's the insect de jour?

'You made me jump.'

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

'Careful, this used to be hot.'