Cafe Goers Mugs

"Let's see... I think we'll ignore our food, lick ourselves, then knock these flowers onto the floor."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

National Coffee Day

Coffee Menu

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

Lunch

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

'A sandwich?'

"Of course, I'm complaining for two now."

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'This decaf's lousy.'

Banana Split

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

Mom's Cafe: 'Mom's answer to every ill is chicken soup, so dig in.'

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

'The doctor says I gotta cut back on caffeine. I'd better skip the bottomless cup of coffee today, Phyllis.'