Cafe Goers Gifts

"Let's see... I think we'll ignore our food, lick ourselves, then knock these flowers onto the floor."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

National Coffee Day

Coffee Menu

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

If you don't give me a free hot chocolate, you're probably not a patriot. #$%* Fox News.

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

Lunch

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

'A sandwich?'

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

"Of course, I'm complaining for two now."

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

'This decaf's lousy.'

I know why you're such a greedy, heartless scrooge, Armstrong. It's because deep down, you just want to be loved. But you're afraid of rejection, so you make yourself as unlovable as possible. That's the type of utter nonsense to expect from muscle-bound oaf who hadn't paid his tab in 13 years. I love you too, man. I hope you get audited.

Banana Split

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

Mom's Cafe: 'Mom's answer to every ill is chicken soup, so dig in.'

Accordionist at work and in cafe.