Cafe Lovers Gifts

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

"I should warn you. Men are animals, and I'm no exception."

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

"I've just ordered a chicken and an egg....I'll let you know how it plays out."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Man's best friends."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Hats and Food

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Waiting for retirement.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

Broken Alarm Clock.

Teapot

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Bearded Leftie.

'You've had enough!'