Cafe Lovers Prints

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

"I should warn you. Men are animals, and I'm no exception."

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'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

"I've just ordered a chicken and an egg....I'll let you know how it plays out."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Man's best friends."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Hats and Food

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

Teapot

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Waiting for retirement.

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

Broken Alarm Clock.

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."