Cafe Lover Prints

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

A Meeting of Garibaldi Sympathisers at Café Della Concordia in Genoa

"You're not suppose to spend all day eating it."

Russian Espresso

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

'Be honest. Do I look like a freak?'

Coffee shop request for tea in china cup.

'A sandwich?'

'Tall skinny frappe macchiato with cream...'

'What's the toast of the day?'

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

'Would you like to try our new ultra-caffeinated blend? If you're still holding the cup halfway through, it's free.'

A Yankee in Dixie: 'What in blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam' wich?'

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

'OK, that's enough coffee for table two.'

Coffee Menu

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"Omigod- that's your dirty little secret? That you have a trust fund?"

Coffee tables styled as espresso, Americano and tall skinny latte.

Eat it while it's still £6.50.

It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...

England's Cafe Culture

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

At the French Cafe.

Though generally non-lethal, no one likes to get sconed...

Wall St. Café, Happy Hour 24-7.

Nursery Rhyme Cafe

"What do I have to do to get the bartender's attention? Set myself on fire?"

Frenchman Mustache

"Do you have a 'non-political talk' section?"

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

Teatime

"I hate it when people bring their work to the cafe."

Customer: 'Hey Waiter! There's a STORM in my teacup!'