Cafe Culture Lovers Prints

Tea Shop.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

National Coffee Day

'How would you like your toast?'

Coffee Menu

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

Sorry, Rudy, no way can I raise your pay to $15 an hour. Why not? 'Cause that would destroy jobs. What would you do for a job once I moved the caf

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

Lunch

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

All Day Deals!

'A sandwich?'

French Street.

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

Sign reads: No lingering over a good cup of coffee.

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.