Cafe Culture Enthusiast Prints

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'I've got threepence'

Cafe Menu: Freshly Strangled Chickens

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"The French have a word for him!"

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

'I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.'

Eddie's Grill and Health Insurance.

"I'll have the spare rib."

Tina's T-Rex Tea Room

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Grandma's caf

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

National Coffee Day

Coffee Menu

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'How would you like your toast?'

Coffee

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"We'll always hate Paris."

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

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