Café Culture Appreciator Prints

Death takes a coffee break

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

Grandma's caf

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

National Coffee Day

Coffee Menu

Coffee

'How would you like your toast?'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

From now on, coffee is fifteen dollars an hour.

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

Holy Ronald Reagan. Do you see who's come into the cafe? Reagan? No, it's Johnny Spinwell. The king of spin! Who? Consultant to politicians, stars, lawyers, corporate execs. No one finds the bright side like Johnny. Pea brain, you stepped on my toe. I got your circulation going to save your heart.

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

"We'll always hate Paris."

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."