Café Culture Appreciator Mugs

Death takes a coffee break

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Grandma's caf

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

National Coffee Day

Coffee

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'How would you like your toast?'

Coffee Menu

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

"We'll always hate Paris."

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'