Cafe Culture Buffs Mugs

'Do you want flies with that?'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Grandma's caf

Picasso: The Early Years

The High Line at Giza

Pearly King and Queen

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

Kultural K9's.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

National Coffee Day

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Coffee

'How would you like your toast?'

Coffee Menu

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

A meeting on the pier

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

Maypole

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'