Café Culture Buff Mugs

Did you see my citizens journalist special report? Nope. My first big scoop: Some of the caf

"Sadie? What're you doing with a gun?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Pensions Protests: Pensioner's Special at Joe's Cafe

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Grandma's caf

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Pearly King and Queen

The High Line at Giza

Picasso: The Early Years

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Kultural K9's.

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

National Coffee Day

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'How would you like your toast?'

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

Coffee Menu

Coffee

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Running Latte

"Outré or simply bad?"

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

Barry Norman

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."