Cafe Culture Lovers Mugs

Tea Shop.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

National Coffee Day

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Coffee Menu

'How would you like your toast?'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

Lunch

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'A sandwich?'

All Day Deals!

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

'Nobody goes there any more.' - 'It's too crowded.'

Sign reads: No lingering over a good cup of coffee.

The partisan cafe

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

French Street.