Café Culture Buff Pillows

"Sadie? What're you doing with a gun?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Pensions Protests: Pensioner's Special at Joe's Cafe

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Picasso: The Early Years

The High Line at Giza

Pearly King and Queen

Grandma's caf

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

Kultural K9's.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

National Coffee Day

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Running Latte

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

Coffee Menu

"Outré or simply bad?"

'How would you like your toast?'

Coffee

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

A meeting on the pier

Maypole

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'