Cafe Culture Enjoyer Prints

'What's with the drum set?'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

National Coffee Day

'How would you like your toast?'

Coffee Menu

Coffee

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

Lunch

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

All Day Deals!

'A sandwich?'