Cafe Culture Admirer Prints

"Epiphany!!! . . . I'm running the cafe as a communist utopia!...I've charged everyone exactly the same for their muffins, when I should have means-testing. If you can afford to pay $650 for a muffin, well then by Ayn Rand, that's exactly what I should charge you."

Man commenting on his liking for the continent

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

National Coffee Day

'How would you like your toast?'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

Sun Worshipers

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

All Day Deals!

'Nobody goes there any more.' - 'It's too crowded.'

'I assume you accept star bucks?'

Sign reads: No lingering over a good cup of coffee.

French Street.

"In the future, please order a small black coffee as a petit café noir."

Whatcha doing for vacation, Emily? Working at the beach caf� where all the lifeguards hang out. I'm ready for a summer of love! Me too! Aren't you babysitting? For 3 of the cutest little boys in West Fester Elementary. Check out the sexy chocolate milk mustache.

Pearly Queen Gates

"Marilyn, I think you misunderstood when I said we'd be going dutch."

Voting on their Seats

'So how would you like your coffee...Small, Large or Intravenous???'

'Not really the kind of cafe culture we were hoping to find.'

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

"Is that decaf?"

Olga's Cafeterear