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"Epiphany!!! . . . I'm running the cafe as a communist utopia!...I've charged everyone exactly the same for their muffins, when I should have means-testing. If you can afford to pay $650 for a muffin, well then by Ayn Rand, that's exactly what I should charge you."

Man commenting on his liking for the continent

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

National Coffee Day

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

'How would you like your toast?'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

Sun Worshipers

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

All Day Deals!

'Nobody goes there any more.' - 'It's too crowded.'

Sign reads: No lingering over a good cup of coffee.

French Street.

'I assume you accept star bucks?'

Pearly Queen Gates

"In the future, please order a small black coffee as a petit café noir."

"Marilyn, I think you misunderstood when I said we'd be going dutch."

'So how would you like your coffee...Small, Large or Intravenous???'

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

'Not really the kind of cafe culture we were hoping to find.'

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

Olga's Cafeterear

"Can you hold this while I drink my latte."

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"