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'So how would you like your coffee...Small, Large or Intravenous???'

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

'Waiter! There's a depressed person in my soup'

'Lately I've had to choose between the Iced Caffe Mocha and medicine.'

Sign reads: No lingering over a good cup of coffee.

Olga's Cafeterear

French Street.

'How would you like your toast?'

'I was nineteen here in Paris, once, but I was a stupid nineteen.'

"How much do you think I should I tip myself?"

"We don't serve food here, we only photograph it..."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

National Coffee Day

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

Coffee Menu

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

Lunch

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

Josephine Baker

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

All Day Deals!

'A sandwich?'