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"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Grandma's caf

"Great coffee, Carole."

National Coffee Day

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

'How would you like your toast?'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

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"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"We'll always hate Paris."

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

All Day Deals!

Bookuccino. A melding of book and drink.

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

'A cafe is just a failed restaurant really, isn't it?'