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She's a latte animal.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Grandma's caf

"Great coffee, Carole."

National Coffee Day

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Coffee

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

Coffee Menu

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'How would you like your toast?'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

"We'll always hate Paris."

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

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