Café Culture Fanatic Prints

She's a latte animal.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Grandma's caf

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"Great coffee, Carole."

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

National Coffee Day

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Coffee

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

'How would you like your toast?'

Coffee Menu

Dr. Kapuchnik, I notice that you've been quoting Dr. Phil a lot lately. That's because I'm hoping that if he sees me sucking up to him in the comics, he'll bankroll the TV-show proposal I sent to his production company, Gasbag Enterprises.

Sermon on the Grounds...

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

"We'll always hate Paris."

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

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