Cafe Culture Fan Prints

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

National Coffee Day

Coffee.

All Day Deals!

Woman tries to drink wine whilst wearing a face mask.

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Boss? Why'd a truck just deliver fifty boxes of kimchi to the café? It's just good business, minion. Did you know that before he was president, Donald Trump was known for failing at least as often as he succeeded? Six bankruptcies … Trump Airline … Trump Steaks ... Who else could manage to bankrupt a casino in Atlantic City? You never know if he's going to turn a winning situation into a total flop. Odds are 50/50 we'll see North Korean tanks rolling into town any day now, and you can bet they'l

"Can you hold this while I drink my latte."

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

Ordering Sanka was a mistake. When the waitress said, "Sanka?" to me, that's the reason I simply answered, "You're welcome."

Two weeks ago

I can't decide if I want green tea, moss green tea. . .

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

'I assume you accept star bucks?'

'-and how would a slob like you ever know my dear old mum?'

Americana Cafe: Wanted: Dumb Waiter

Coffee Bean Bag

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"Great coffee, Carole."

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

'How would you like your toast?'

Sermon on the Grounds...

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'Nobody goes there any more.' - 'It's too crowded.'

French Street.