Café Culture Fans Prints

"I need to devour the unborn!"

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Grandma's caf

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"Great coffee, Carole."

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

National Coffee Day

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Coffee

'How would you like your toast?'

Coffee Menu

Sermon on the Grounds...

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

"We'll always hate Paris."

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

All Day Deals!

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

'Nobody goes there any more.' - 'It's too crowded.'

Bookuccino. A melding of book and drink.