Cafe Culture Fan Gifts

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

National Coffee Day

Coffee.

All Day Deals!

Woman tries to drink wine whilst wearing a face mask.

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

"Can you hold this while I drink my latte."

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

I can't decide if I want green tea, moss green tea. . .

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

'I assume you accept star bucks?'

'-and how would a slob like you ever know my dear old mum?'

Americana Cafe: Wanted: Dumb Waiter

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Great coffee, Carole."

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

'How would you like your toast?'

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

Sign reads: No lingering over a good cup of coffee.

French Street.

'Nobody goes there any more.' - 'It's too crowded.'

"Epiphany!!! . . . I'm running the cafe as a communist utopia!...I've charged everyone exactly the same for their muffins, when I should have means-testing. If you can afford to pay $650 for a muffin, well then by Ayn Rand, that's exactly what I should charge you."

"In the future, please order a small black coffee as a petit café noir."

'So how would you like your coffee...Small, Large or Intravenous???'

'Not really the kind of cafe culture we were hoping to find.'

"Damn To-Go punks!"

'Whipped cream?'