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"You finished yours already?"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Grandma's caf

"Great coffee, Carole."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

National Coffee Day

Coffee

'How would you like your toast?'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Coffee Menu

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

"We'll always hate Paris."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'