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"You finished yours already?"

Le Cafe. Yes, Mister Hemmingway, our cafe will deliver meals anywhere in the city. "A movable feast"!

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Grandma's caf

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"Great coffee, Carole."

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

National Coffee Day

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

'How would you like your toast?'

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Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Sermon on the Grounds...

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

Holy Ronald Reagan. Do you see who's come into the cafe? Reagan? No, it's Johnny Spinwell. The king of spin! Who? Consultant to politicians, stars, lawyers, corporate execs. No one finds the bright side like Johnny. Pea brain, you stepped on my toe. I got your circulation going to save your heart.

From now on, coffee is fifteen dollars an hour.

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."