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It's my 20th anniversary. Rudy Park, 20 years, this cafe. Ahhh!! You've been here 20 years? I'm old, so old, so aged. I'm two decades older than when I met you. This is a terrifying moment!!! And yet, I do look remarkably good under the circumstances. I think you for your congratulations. Think nothing of it. I always tell myself I look good.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Grandma's caf

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

National Coffee Day

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

Coffee Menu

Coffee

'How would you like your toast?'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

Sorry, Rudy, no way can I raise your pay to $15 an hour. Why not? 'Cause that would destroy jobs. What would you do for a job once I moved the caf

Holy Ronald Reagan. Do you see who's come into the cafe? Reagan? No, it's Johnny Spinwell. The king of spin! Who? Consultant to politicians, stars, lawyers, corporate execs. No one finds the bright side like Johnny. Pea brain, you stepped on my toe. I got your circulation going to save your heart.

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

"We'll always hate Paris."

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

From now on, coffee is fifteen dollars an hour.

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."