Café Culture Devotee Gifts

Menu. Hey barista, I'll take a half skim, half low-fat, no foam, lightly chilled milk.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Grandma's caf

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"Great coffee, Carole."

National Coffee Day

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

'How would you like your toast?'

Coffee

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Coffee Menu

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Sermon on the Grounds...

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

"We'll always hate Paris."

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

Sorry, Rudy, no way can I raise your pay to $15 an hour. Why not? 'Cause that would destroy jobs. What would you do for a job once I moved the caf

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

All Day Deals!

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

'Nobody goes there any more.' - 'It's too crowded.'

"Welcome to The Cable Cafe. Your waiter will be with you between now and 5:00PM."