Cafe Culture Lover Pillows

'So how would you like your coffee...Small, Large or Intravenous???'

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

'Waiter! There's a depressed person in my soup'

'Lately I've had to choose between the Iced Caffe Mocha and medicine.'

Sign reads: No lingering over a good cup of coffee.

Olga's Cafeterear

French Street.

'How would you like your toast?'

'I was nineteen here in Paris, once, but I was a stupid nineteen.'

"How much do you think I should I tip myself?"

"We don't serve food here, we only photograph it..."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

National Coffee Day

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

Coffee Menu

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

Lunch

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

Josephine Baker

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

All Day Deals!

'A sandwich?'